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ltlltl222 发表于 2012-12-24 10:55:58

奧運會不僅産生金牌,還產生笑話

内容简介：4、等叶诗文长大了，就嫁给孙杨吧，年龄相差五岁很合适，相某教授转发了此条微博，并说道：“此事若真，许多中国人该认

1、這次奧運會主題是啥，是傲慢與偏見麽？
2、奧運會上爲什麽韓國射箭這麽強？因爲韓國賤人多。
3、問：奧運跳水比賽，跳完水以後爲啥每次都要沖一下澡？
答：那麽高，很多選手都嚇尿了。。。
4、等葉詩文長大了，就嫁給孫楊吧，年齡相差五sui(歲)很合適，相貌也般配，都是杭州人，都是世界遊泳冠軍，更關鍵的是，他們的下一代會比魚遊得還快。
司儀的台詞我都想好了：“現在，請新郎新娘交換金牌。”
5、一微博披露：“教練終于承認，曾給ye(葉)詩文服用一種叫做一氧化二氫的液體，來wei(爲)葉詩文補充能量。”
某教授轉發了此條微博，並說道：“此事若Zhen(真)，許多中國人該認真反思了，別有點質疑就老虎屁股摸不得，大呼小叫的，爲什麽不可以質疑？。。。”
教授的質疑讓網友們都樂翻了天，立馬就有網友指出一氧化二氫就是水。

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