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blueis 发表于 2012-10-15 20:16:33

新西遊記的唐僧表情帝：女妖把你腫麽了？

内容简介：这几天在家看新版西游记，感触颇深啊，里面的唐僧啊无疑就是来看看这张图，唐僧故作镇定的叨念着@#￥%&＄#....僧哥，最后还是木有hold住吧，这是大家都看在眼里的，把果然转眼间，僧哥衣服都没换，来到了蛇蝎的旁边，不带喘气的新西游记里的唐僧是聂远演的。。。真的太表情帝了。。。只看

這幾天在家看新版西遊記，感觸頗深啊，裏面的唐僧啊無疑就是個悶騷男嘛，表面看上去是個取經念佛的和尚，其實就gen(跟)泥馬沒吃過肉一樣的花和尚，哎，現在的男人也都一個樣兒，和尚都不淡定了。
來看看這張圖，唐僧故作鎮定的叨念著@#￥%&＄#......南阿米陀佛......@#￥%&，其實內心裏早已忍不住那欲望的小火苗，hold住，hold你妹啊，瞧你那發紅的耳朵，憋著一臉的騷氣，讓人看了真蛋疼。還有後面已經按捺不住的小可憐，擺出的一副無辜相，快要望眼欲穿了。

僧哥，最後還是木有hold住吧，這是大家都看在眼裏的，把你丫累的都虛脫成這樣了，此女女很舒服的躺在你身後你眼睛都往哪兒看了？這兩眼都fa(發)直，冒青光了，是看Dao(到)le(了)另一個妖精麽？

果然轉眼間，僧哥衣服都沒換，來到了蛇蠍的旁邊，不帶喘氣的繼續幹，結果......哎，僧哥啊，你裝什麽逼啊？叫你妹的多情，一下要雙飛倆兒，活該啊！
新西遊記裏的唐僧是聶遠演的。。。真的太表情帝了。。。只看截圖的話，讓我忍不住懷疑他和妖精到底XX了木有啊。。。師父，你hold住了嗎？你hold住了嗎？

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